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Definition of jizz
jizz 
noun
- stuff.
Get that jizz off me!
- See more words with the same meaning: unspecified item(s), 'stuff', 'thing(s)'.
Last edited on Jan 13 1998. Submitted by Emily M. from UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA on Jan 13 1998.
- semen. Possibly a shortened form of "jism".
He got jizz all over my sheets.
Citation from "Sin-Say-Shun Awards Afterparty", Party Down (TV), Season 1 Episode 5 blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.
Citation from "So Old / Playdate", Louie (TV), Season 1 Episode 4 (2010) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.
Citation from "Chapter 11", Eastbound & Down (TV), Season 2 Episode 5 (2010) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.- See more words with the same meaning: abbreviations (list of).
- See more words with the same meaning: semen.
Last edited on Jan 05 2012. Submitted by Emily M. from UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA on Jan 13 1998.
- a slimy substance, especially when unidentified.
You've got some jizz on your pants.
- See more words with the same meaning: gross substance.
Last edited on May 03 2013. Submitted by Doug C. from Frederick, MD, USA on Feb 26 2002.
verb
- to ejaculate.
He jizzed all over.
Citation from "Compassion", Wilfred (US TV), Season 1 Episode 9 (2011) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.- See more words with the same meaning: to ejaculate.
Last edited on Oct 25 2011. Submitted by Root from San Francisco, CA, USA on Mar 17 1998.
- to squirt, as if ejaculating.
That soda just jizzed all over me!
- See more words with the same meaning: to squirt.
Last edited on Nov 20 1998. Submitted by April from WI, USA on Nov 20 1998.
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| Definitions include: abbreviated form of "shits and giggles". | |
| Definitions include: constantly. | |
| Definitions include: good. | |
| Definitions include: abbreviated form of "parents." | |
| Definitions include: short for the expression "Nice boots, want to fuck?" | |
| Definitions include: short for cigarette. | |
| Definitions include: abbreviated form of the suffix "-ing". | |
| Definitions include: in functioning order or at a level of acceptability; "fine". | |
| Definitions include: abbreviated form of "sorry". | |
| Definitions include: "obviously". | |
| Definitions include: a bullet. | |
| Definitions include: a gun. | |
| Definitions include: "alternative". | |
| Definitions include: "crystal clear", i.e. easy to understand. | |
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| Definitions include: sweat and other substances that gather near the genitals. | |
| Definitions include: an unpleasant, unidentified substance. | |
| Definitions include: a slimy or sticky substance. | |
| Definitions include: something undesirable. | |
| Definitions include: semen. | |
| Definitions include: semen. | |
| Definitions include: an exclamation of disgust. | |
| Definitions include: any sticky or greasy substance. | |
| Definitions include: sweat and other substances that gather near the genitals. | |
| Definitions include: the build-up of various bodily fluids, lint, etc. beneath ("from under") the testicles. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "another bloody cathedral" or "another bloody church". | |
Other terms relating to 'semen': | |
| Definitions include: semen. | |
| Definitions include: to ejaculate. | |
| Definitions include: a bad person or group. | |
| Definitions include: semen. | |
| Definitions include: semen. | |
| Definitions include: to ejaculate. | |
| Definitions include: semen. | |
| Definitions include: to ejaculate. | |
| Definitions include: semen. | |
| Definitions include: semen. | |
| Definitions include: semen. | |
| Definitions include: semen. | |
| Definitions include: semen. | |
| Definitions include: semen. | |
| Definitions include: semen. | |
Other terms relating to 'to ejaculate': | |
| Definitions include: to ejaculate. | |
| Definitions include: to ejaculate. | |
| Definitions include: to ejaculate. | |
| Definitions include: semen. | |
| Definitions include: to ejaculate. | |
| Definitions include: to work hard. | |
| Definitions include: to ejaculate. | |
| Definitions include: a general exclamation. | |
| Definitions include: to ejaculate. | |
| Definitions include: generally displeasing. | |
| Definitions include: to ejaculate. | |
| Definitions include: a male orgasm during which no semen is ejaculated. | |
| Definitions include: an event with a displeasing outcome. | |
| Definitions include: "soda", "soft drink". | |
| Definitions include: to ejaculate. | |
Other terms relating to 'to squirt': | |
| Definitions include: semen. | |
Other terms relating to 'unspecified item(s), 'stuff', 'thing(s)'': | |
| Definitions include: to stare at a person in an aggressive way. | |
| Definitions include: replacement name for an object when one can't remember the object's name. | |
| Definitions include: an attractive person. | |
| Definitions include: the noun senses of "crap" are mostly a subset of the uses of "shit." | |
| Definitions include: an object whose name isn't known or can't be recalled instantly. | |
| Definitions include: an item whose name can't be recalled at the moment. | |
| Definitions include: an unspecified thing or person. | |
| Definitions include: To Hawaiians, used to describe people/places/objects. | |
| Definitions include: miscellaneous things, typically given away free. | |
| Definitions include: "shit". | |
| Definitions include: Most uses of "shit" also work with "crap", except where noted below. | |
| Definitions include: male genitalia. | |
| Definitions include: assorted things. | |
| Definitions include: money. | |
| Definitions include: see do-hickey. | |
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Other terms relating to 'jizz': | |
| Definitions include: One who cleans up ejaculate at a peepshow. | |
| Definitions include: to be told off; to be corrected; to be made fun of to the point of humility. | |
| Definitions include: a piece of clothing or fabric used to contain the jizz (semen) ejaculated from masturbation. | |
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